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Beginning to look a lot like October
Posted by: partyvancaptain on May 28, 2009 at 9:34 pm

And for the Cubs, that is not a good thing. Apparently Randy Wells stole money from everyone's mother, because any pitcher who is 0-2 with a 1.80 (YES ONE POINT EIGHT ZERO) ERA in 4 starts has to have pissed off the other 24 guys. That is the only explanation. Either that, or the Cubs had flashbacks to October, and promptly let it run down their leg again.

The Cubs are so easy to beat right now if you can throw a breaking ball. Soriano has proven he can't lay off it and he can't hit it. And we are paying him $17 million this year for that. And also to jog to a base hit and throw to the wrong bag, allowing runners to move up. Two days, two gifts to the opponents from our left fielder. Anyways, back to the breaking ball point. Fontenot can't hit it. Soto can't hit it, and a lot of times won't even try. We are relying heavily on those three, and they are such easy hitters to retire right now. That's not good.

I watched the MLB network broadcast of tonight's game, and they had an 'MLB 2K9 simulation' of tonight's game and showed the highlights. First of all, MLB 09 is a much better game: better graphics, better sound, more features, and based on the simulated game, much more realistic. Let's compare the simulation to reality tonight.

Simulation: Alfonso Soriano makes an awesome diving catch in the left field gap to save extra bases for Randy Wells.
Reality: Soriano jogs to a base hit allowing a runner to go to third. He decides to throw to third WAY too late, allowing the trailing runner to take second base. The runner on third promptly scores. Thanks Fonzi!

Simulation: Geovanny Soto hits a big home run into the left field bleachers.
Reality: Soto continues to struggle. Striking out looking at a breaking ball right there ad also hitting into one of the four double plays the Cubs offense garnered. Very productive.

Simulation: Cubs enter the bottom of the ninth tied 2-2. Theriot singles, is bunted over (twice for some reason) to third where Milton Bradley singles him home for the 3-2 win.
Reality: Cubs enter the bottom of the ninth trailing 2-1. After a bunt single by Bradley (for some reason), Lee singles and Soto is walked. Instead of a big game winning, or even game tying, hit, Scales and Babe Fox are made to look silly by Randy Toronto (I know that's not his real name) and his heavy sinker that they could not identify if it was their own father.

So much for MLB 2K9. I am never buying that game.


Posted in: Alfonso Soriano, MLB 2K9, October
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