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It Gets Better From Here
Posted by: partyvancaptain on April 5, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Well, that was about as bad as you can start off a season. The Captain Kneejerk in me wants to go off, but I will stay pretty calm and reserve me venom for two particular places. First, my awards.

The first ever Julio Zuleta Player of the Game award goes to Marlon Byrd. I was thinking about James Russell and Sean Marshall, who pitched the only good innings of this one, but Marlon gave us a taste of what he can do. Not only homering, but making a statement, literally, as he came back to the dugout. Obligatory opening day joke: he is on pace for 162 home runs.

The first ever "Hang Your Head" award goes to, and this is a surprise perhaps, Jeff Samardzija. Why? Zambrano blew, too. Don't get me wrong. But his trouble started with a couple of bad luck, bloop hits. A couple inches, and he may have pitched a solid game. Samardzija, however, showed he has no business in the big leagues. At this point, you worry. He has been up for parts of three seasons, and has shown zero improvement. We know Carlos Zambrano will get better, but Samardzija has just trended downward since an impressive debut month. Obligatory "he's a football player" joke: I hear the Bears are looking for a receiver.

Finally, I officially put Jim Wolf right alongside Angel Hernandez in the "Umpires Need DFA's too" club. Pat Hughes called him out in the radio broadcast after the blown call on the McLouth trap. His responsibility in that play is to get as good of an angle on that so he can help make the right call. Instead he inexplicably runs down the left field line, gets a terrible angle, and also misses a blatant call. Did you know this isn't the first time that clown blew a call against the Cubs in Atlanta? Nope. He was the one who ejected Ted Lilly in that 2007 Sunday Night game. No warnings, no indications. Why did he do it? Because he "knew" Lilly had intent. This assbag also has a conflict of interests as his brother is Randy, the Brewers pitcher. I am not saying he intentionally ran from that ball, and it is pretty obvious he did not. I plead more incompetence on that one. But still, this dude should not be umpiring games that even indirectly affect his brother.

Anyways, it is one game, so no panic button here. The Cubs blew away the Diamondbacks in a similar fashion in 2005. We all saw how that worked out for the Cubs. But man, oh man, they better straighten the ship up fast, or this blog will get ugly.

Posted in: Opening Day, Marlon Byrd, Jeff Samardzija, Jim Wolf
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