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Welcome Ryan Freel... and FARNEY!
Posted by: partyvancaptain on May 8, 2009 at 2:26 pm

Joey Gathright's illustrious Cubs career appears to have come to an end. I will remember the 1 stolen base and 3 hits he gave us. He is going to the apparent Cubs trash bin in Baltimore. Let's just recap some of the players the Orioles took off our hands recently: Sammy Sosa, Corey Patterson, Freddie Bynum, Rocky Cherry, Scott Moore, Felix Pie, Rich Hill and now... Joey Gathright. That doesn't even mention their current shortstop, the goocher himself, Cesar Izturis.

But wait to you hear what we got in return: light-hitting, right-handed (which I thought was the new sign of the devil), currently-injured, former Red Ryan Freel! Ladies and gentlemen, the final piece! A brief look at his Wikipedia page, however, tells us he is more known for his off the field exploits than his on the field skills. First, the man has two DUI's. Good work there, broseph. (Took that from you, Dan.) But this second part, well it speaks for itself. So I quote from Wikipedia:

Freel gained some notoriety in August of 2006 when The Dayton Daily News reported that Freel talks to an imaginary voice in his head named Farney. Said Freel: "He's a little guy who lives in my head who talks to me and I talk to him. That little midget in my head said, 'That was a great catch, Ryan,' I said, 'Hey, Farney, I don't know if that was you who really caught that ball, but that was pretty good if it was.' Everybody thinks I talk to myself, so I tell 'em I'm talking to Farney." Freel later said that Farney's name arose from a conversation with Reds trainer Mark Mann: "He actually made a comment like, 'How are the voices in your head?' We'd play around and finally this year he said, 'What's the guy's name?' I said, 'Let's call him Farney.' So now everybody's like, 'Run, Farney, run' or 'Let Farney hit today. You're not hitting very well.'"

If Farney has good command of the strike zone, we may have found a bullpen solution, too.


Posted in: Joey Gathright, Ryan Freel, Baltimore Orioles, Trade, Farney
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