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Feast, Famine and F---in Blum
Posted by: partyvancaptain on April 19, 2010 at 10:09 am

Back when I was young, my grandpa sat me down on his lap. He looked at me with his weathered eyes, full of wisdom. I remember what he said like it was yesterday. He said, "Boy, if you can only score 5 runs in 2 games against the 2010 Houston Astros, then you deserve to lose." Those words never rang true more than they did this weekend.

First, let's talk about the first game. After scoring only one run in six innings, the Cubs had a conversation in the dug out. Blue Ivy has the exclusive transcript.

Lee: Guys, you'll never guess what I just found out.
Byrd: What's up, Derek?
Lee: That man on the mound is in fact NOT Roy Halladay.
Theriot and Fontenot: WHAT?!?!
Soriano: No way. That guy can throw OFFSPEED pitches. It's got to be Halladay.
Lee: No, guys. I'm dead serious. It's not Halladay. His name is Felipe Paulino.
Theriot and Fontenot: WHO?!?!?!
Lee: Exactly.
Ramirez: So... we can hit this guy?
Lee: Yea, man. We can.
All Cubs: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

The Cubs would score 6, and fin. And sadly, it would be one of only two innings where the offense would show up. Carlos Silva gets the Steve Trachsel Player of the Game award for not only an RBI hit, but also 7 innings with only 2 unearned runs given up. Two starts in, and he has been very impressive. I am going to call the "Hang Your Head" award a no contest for that game. Every offensive starter got on base at least once, and no pitcher gave up an earned run. That is about as impressive of a game as you will see. Too bad it is downhill from there.

Roy Oswalt turned back the clock Saturday, and if Michael Barrett were there screaming at him, I would have thought it was 2004. As dominant as he was, the Astros almost pulled one from the Cubs playbook and blew it late. Alfonso Soriano's error did not hurt the Cubs in the end, and his two hits included a key double in the 8th inning comeback. For those he gets the Luis Gonzalez (He was a Cub. Remember?) Player of the Game award. For being an 0-fer in the middle of the lineup, including a key strikeout in the 8th inning comeback, Marlon Byrd gets the "Hang Your Head" award. Though Marlon has been pretty darn decent in the first two weeks this year. You cannot get too upset with him.

The real aggravation came Sunday, when the Cubs could only scratch across two runs against Wandy Wodwiguez and the Astros bullpen. When you do that, you are asking to lose. Ryan Dempster won the Joe Borowski Player of the Game award for another quality outing. He has emerged as the top starter in this rotation for sure. Carlos Marmol's first blown save wins him the "Hang Your Head" award. He can't save them all, but you darn sure need to save them against bad teams. Don't give me that "Geoff Blum is clutch" crap. If he can raise his level that much in the 9th inning and beyond, then he is an idiot who cost himself millions of dollars by playing at an inferior level from innings 1-8 for his whole career. If he is capable of hitting like that at will, then he should have been a perennial all-star. Therefore I think it is more a case of him getting pitches from the Cubs bullpen that he can handle. Still, you can't help but be frustrated by the man. Pitch around him next time.

And now it is on to New York to face a team a couple of days removed from a 20-inning marathon in St. Louis. I expect more maddening play from the Cubs, especially with three lefties on the mound for the Mets. Also, interesting to note that Theriot will be dropped to eighth in the new and "improved" lineup. Ignore those footsteps, Ryan. It's just Starlin Castro coming.

Posted in: Carlos Silva, Alfonso Soriano, Marlon Byrd, Ryan Dempster, Carlos Marmol
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Thoughts on the Last Month
Posted by: partyvancaptain on August 3, 2009 at 11:09 pm

This last month has been a good one for the Cubs, even if the injury bug has continued to bite hard. Being more specific, this post all-star break stretch has been great. I am pretty cautiously excited, even if the Cardinals have managed to revamp their entire lineup in July.

  • Aramis Ramirez is looking good coming back. Derrek Lee continues to rake. Alfonso Soriano has finally halted the worst slump of his career. Kosuke has done pretty well at lead off, and Jake Fox continues to rake off the bench. The lineup is finally starting to pull its weight. Heck, even Milton Bradley has had his moments.
  • Speaking of Milton, I appreciate his effort in trying to draw walks. If you are not getting the pitch you can drive, then why go for it and make an out. That ends with two strikes however. Still too many caught looking third strikes from this guy. I'm beyond hoping for great things from him, so all I am asking for is a productive bat, and I think he will give the Cubs that.
  • Kevin Gregg is average. He's not terrible, but he's not great. He is average. The problem with being a closer is that your failures are magnified so greatly because of just how close victory was when you failed. Kevin Gregg cannot win, to be honest, as he replaced a Cubs favorite, so every blown save will have people calling for his head... and some even calling for his life (sadly). I have said this before about him, he doesn't have an overpowering fastball or a great breaking ball. He has to stay around the plate, because he doesn't have wicked stuff like Marmol to bail him out. Unfortunately, messing around the zone with his stuff will lead to homers, naturally, and we definitely saw that. We probably will see more of it, but as long as it happens on rare occasions, I will learn to live with it.
  • Marmol is maddening, however. 2008 Marmol would have been poised to take the closer's role by now, but 2009 Marmol is definitely not. He has proven he can keep the walks down in the past, so I guess not all hope is lost.
  • With that, Angel Guzman should be the one in line to grab the role if Kevin Gregg really implodes. He has always had a lot of promise, and he may have just the right mix of stuff and control to be a really fine closer. Then again, so did LaTroy Hawkins.
  • The  I-Cubs have been huge. Jake Fox, Randy Wells, Andres Blanco and Jeff Stevens have been great so far. It is nice to see the farm system pulling through finally, even if it is more in the 'role player' department.
  • Tomorrow Tom Gorzelanny starts in his Cubs debut. I am really hoping he is past the struggles he has had post-2007. Another lefty would be great to have around. If it doesn't work, then hopefully Lilly returns soon. Either way, this is a low risk, high reward scenario. Regardless of what people may think, Kevin Hart was probably not going to continue as well as he was.
The last thing I would say is the Cubs success has been great, but I also noticed the absence of one goateed, light-hitting middle infielder during this stretch. Therefore, I will keep the karma going and will not mention him here, but maybe, just maybe, that was not $5-million well spent.


Posted in: Kevin Gregg, Carlos Marmol, Angel Guzman, I-Cubs, Tom Gorzelanny, 5 Million Dollar Black Hole
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Loving This Rivalry
Posted by: partyvancaptain on April 18, 2009 at 5:01 pm

It has come to a point where you almost have to expect Aramis Ramirez to end the game when it is extra innings at Wrigley Field. That man seems to live for those moments, and it is almost as if everyone expected. Pat Hughes didn't even sound as excited as he has in past walk-offs. Heck, even Santo almost seemed calm and collected about it. The bottom line is its another win in what is such a good rivalry. It is even getting the Cubs another Sunday night game on ESPN. Can you say Midwestern bias?

Neal Cotts does exactly what he seems to think his job is, avoid giving up a big hit. So instead he will walk the world. That dude owes Carlos Marmol his first-born for getting out of that.

And an inning later, Carlos Marmol owes Robo Cop that very same first-born for getting out of that jam. I give Marmol a pass though. He's already working a ton for this early in the season. It is inevitible that he will hit troubles. But kudos to Gregg. He will win Wrigleyville over quickly if he can do what he did today.

The walks have to be concerning though. That isn't an earth-shattering observation, but doing some quick, and probably faulty, addition, the bullpen has now pitched 40 innings and thrown 25 walks, including Marshall's relief numbers. That is 5.625 walks per 9 inning, and that is WAY too high. Oddly enough, the one reliever who hasn't thrown a walk is Luis Vizcaino, who apparently is on the Scott Eyre usage plan. Disclaimer: I am not advocating more Luis Vizcaino. That could be even more hazardous to Cubs fans with heart conditions.

Still, you know it is a good day when your best reliever blows the game, but gets picked up by the rest of the bullpen. That is a sign that this team is still going to be aces for 2009. Kudos to Angel Guzman on his first win, 4 years in the making. Next time I'll try to talk about something other than the bullpen.

Posted in: Aramis Ramirez, Neal Cotts, Bullpen, Walks, Cubs-Cardinals Rivalry, Carlos Marmol, Midwestern Bias
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Friday Evening Quarterback
Posted by: partyvancaptain on April 17, 2009 at 7:22 pm

What an intense first couple of games against the Cardinals. I have to tell say, I think the Cardinals are going to do pretty well this year, and it will be great seeing this rivalry at its peak when both teams are relevant. When is the last time that happened? Probably 2004, and even then, the Cardinals ran away and hid with the division pretty early. Here are some thoughts on the game.
  • Alfonso Soriano proves once again how maddening of a player he can be, but at this point, you know what you are going to get. Only he can look absolutely terrible against a pitcher making his debut, and yet come up with the game winner. That is Fonzy being Fonzy (with all due respect to Manny.) I heard some people saying he made a gesture at the Cardinals rounding first, but I think he was motioning towards Frumpy Sinatro. I could be wrong. Bottom line, we will find out soon how the Cardinals feel about it. I just hope Soriano doesn't have a repeat of last year against the Braves.
  • Carlos Marmol proved why strikeouts are an important part of relieving. He got himself into trouble, but almost summoned a strikeout on command. That quickly ended much of the threat, and that is a tool that I think Kevin Gregg may not have.
  • Speaking of Kevin Gregg, what the heck is up with this whole 'stiff knee' thing? And how come Hendry/Piniella didn't know anything about it until now? If he has this limitation (only being able to warm up once), then that should have been known quite a while before this point. Kevin Gregg (or robo cop as I like to call him) can be a valuable asset, but if he is limited to when and how he warms up, that could hand cuff us, and that could be bad.
  • Captain Kneejerk says Geovanny Soto's past his prime. Maybe we can trade him and get Rich Hill back. Seriously, though, I am not too worried about Geo.
  • Neal Cotts has found a niche as the LOWGY (Lefty One Walk GuY), a job previously filled by dearly departed Will Ohman. It is quite simple: he doesn't have devistating stuff. He has to nibble a lot. He doesn't have the control to nibble consistently. That leads to a lot of walks. If he has an on day he can be good, but that is a big if. The question is, how much patience will Lou have with him? Seems to be more than he ever had with Scott Eyre- who is doing OK for himself in Philly. Oh well.
That is all I got for now. On one last note, not that anyone would care, but I have banned Baseball Tonight from my television. Why? Well, I have MLB network, which is 10x better and actually covers all the teams. Seconly, John Kruk, when analyzing the fight between Boston and Los Angeles, actually had the audacity to compare the emotional state Los Angeles was in following Nick Adenhart's death with the emotional state Boston was in following... a slow start. Granted, it was almost certainly unintentional, but damn... a lot of teams get off to bad starts, and don't pick fights. Apparently it is just unacceptable for Boston... at least in ESPN's eyes. I don't like ESPN much. That is all.

Posted in: Cubs, Alfonso Soriano, Carlos Marmol, Kevin Gregg, Geovanny Soto, Neal Cotts, Captain Kneejerk, ESPN Sucks
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